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I almost feel like I should make a Danny Zappin meme, but that’d be giving him too much publicity—I ain’t here for that. If I wanted to flatter an asshole, I’d get mine bleached.

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I died reading that.

Let’s be happy for da couple! \O/

withgingernesslikethat:

I died reading that.

Let’s be happy for da couple! \O/

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iamlanceypants:

Holy Shit. WTF?? hahaha Jonathon @screwitman just called me on skype while that fool was in the bath tub! WTF?? haha told him to go clean his ass crack then call me back. When he got out and called me back He was in nothing but underwear and showed me while saying “It’s just you and me bro” hahahaha What a funny mother f#%ker!!! Thanks for making that the most awkward Skype call I’ve ever been on Jonathon. You are hilarious! Everyone GO TWEET him to put some damn clothes on or at least dry the water that is dripping from his shirtless body before Skype calling me EVER again! hahaha
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iamdebbiedowner:

iamlanceypants:

Holy Shit. WTF?? hahaha Jonathon @screwitman just called me on skype while that fool was in the bath tub! WTF?? haha told him to go clean his ass crack then call me back. When he got out and called me back He was in nothing but underwear and showed me while saying “It’s just you and me bro” hahahaha What a funny mother f#%ker!!! Thanks for making that the most awkward Skype call I’ve ever been on Jonathon. You are hilarious! Everyone GO TWEET him to put some damn clothes on or at least dry the water that is dripping from his shirtless body before Skype calling me EVER again! hahaha

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  • Question: Actually, Ray stopped because his employer at that time asked him to, because he didn't want Ray's political views giving him a bad name. so he decided to go in a different direction and the rest is history. :) - thenukacolachallenge
  • Answer:

    ;)

    I knew that…

  • Question: I miss when you did your political humor. I always found your older stuff to be a lot more funnier in a more intelligent way, now it seems to be dumb down for the masses. Why don't you do it anymore? Is it because of the Youtube Partnership? Or fear of loosing fans for what you believe? - deathymn
  • Answer:

    I’m not Ray. D: I’d be flattered but now I feel stupid. :*(

fuckyeahlancepatrick:

OHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  • Question: Hey you should make more of those memes cuz they're seriously amazing lol - fibberisland
  • Answer:

    I will! Once =3 comes back with Ray lol. :D But thanks!

I dare y’all to come up with such awesome comebacks. LMAO

Who else thinks this looks like Big/Regular Rob?

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