I almost feel like I should make a Danny Zappin meme, but that’d be giving him too much publicity—I ain’t here for that. If I wanted to flatter an asshole, I’d get mine bleached.

I almost feel like I should make a Danny Zappin meme, but that’d be giving him too much publicity—I ain’t here for that. If I wanted to flatter an asshole, I’d get mine bleached.

Source: iamlanceypantsHoly Shit. WTF?? hahaha Jonathon @screwitman just called me on skype while that fool was in the bath tub! WTF?? haha told him to go clean his ass crack then call me back. When he got out and called me back He was in nothing but underwear and showed me while saying “It’s just you and me bro” hahahaha What a funny mother f#%ker!!! Thanks for making that the most awkward Skype call I’ve ever been on Jonathon. You are hilarious! Everyone GO TWEET him to put some damn clothes on or at least dry the water that is dripping from his shirtless body before Skype calling me EVER again! hahaha
I dare y’all to come up with such awesome comebacks. LMAO